Tonight was our final Orphan Black gathering. I'm so sad it's over, but it 
ended in a very satisfying way. As for our finale feast with my seestras, I was 
originally planning on doing something fabulously thematic. But I couldn't go to 
the grocery store to get stuff yesterday because my car died. (Boo hiss.) So I had to make 
do with what I had on hand. It was like my own episode of Chopped! 
First, I looked through the freezer, and I found a spiral ham and a turkey. 
(LOL! Of course I did.) Now, I couldn't thaw a turkey by today, but I could 
make the ham (glazed with Dijon mustard and brown sugar). And I made fresh 
bruschetta for an appetizer (and bought crostini to serve it on from Hannaford's 
bakery). For sides, I had some of my favorite broccoli salad leftover from a potluck yesterday (based on a friend's mom's recipe), and I also unearthed a package of frozen hash browns, so I 
made what the Mormons call Funeral Potatoes. Funeral potatoes for the ending of 
my beloved Orphan Black seemed quite fitting, and all in all, I think I cobbled 
together an excellent feast!

 

 

 
The ham was about nine pounds and pre-cooked, of course. I pitched the glaze packet that comes with (I always do--I don't usually care for the spices they use), then all I did was slather the ham with Dijon mustard, coated it with brown sugar, wrapped it in foil, and heated it at 325 degrees for about an hour and a half (10-12 minutes per pound). It was sweet, succulent, and delicious!
Funeral Potatoes(Source: adapted from 
Cooking Channel)
4 tablespoons butter, divided
 
1 medium onion, finely diced
4 cloves garlic, peeled and minced
1 30-ounce bag frozen shredded hash brown potatoes, lightly thawed (I used cubed "southern-style" hash browns)
1 10.5-ounce can condensed cream of chicken soup
1 cup sour cream
1/4 cup 
grated Parmesan
1 1/2 teaspoons kosher salt (I used seasoned salt)
1/2 teaspoon ground black 
pepper
2 cups shredded sharp yellow cheddar (I used 1 cup each Monterey Jack and cheddar, plus I added about 4 oz. of goat cheese/chevre)
1 1/2 cups lightly crushed 
corn flake cereal (I omitted the topping)
Preheat the oven to 350 degrees F. Heat two tablespoons butter over medium heat in a skillet. Add the diced onion and cook, 
stirring, until soft and translucent, about six minutes. Stir in the garlic and 
cook until fragrant and softened, an additional two minutes. 
In a bowl, toss 
together the cooked onions and garlic, hash brown potatoes, condensed soup, sour 
cream, Parmesan, salt, pepper and 1 1/2 cups cheddar. Spread the mixture in a sprayed 9-by-13 inch casserole dish. Melt the remaining two tablespoons butter. Top the 
casserole with the remaining 1/2 cup cheese, corn flake cereal and melted 
butter. 
Bake in the oven until it bubbles around the sides, about one hour.
Party-Sized Broccoli Salad
(Source: adapted from Ivel Kelly)
2 
bunches/heads broccoli, cut into florets 
1 cup chopped walnuts
1 cup 
dried cranberries
1/2 cup slivered red onion 
8-10 slices cooked bacon, 
chopped 
Cole Slaw Dressing*: 
1 cup mayonnaise
2 tablespoons apple 
cider vinegar
1 teaspoon sugar
1 teaspoon celery seed
1/2 teaspoon 
pepper, or to taste
1 teaspoon granulated garlic, optional
squirt of 
sriracha, optional 
Combine the first set of ingredients, then mix the 
dressing. Stir everything together and refrigerate for about an hour before 
serving.
*I usually make about half again as much of the dressing, depending on how big my broccoli bunches are.